Shytey is Porkeye Short-King. A socialist Dwarf and friend to the working class and any animal he comes across He lives online here

Bowie is Toc. A Tiefling with a drinking problem who is liable to break in to song for zero reason and turn in to an inaminate object She lives online here

Bitey is Ronson. A Necro Wizard and a general wrong'un who can pull all manner of things from his sleeve except love He lives online here

Dave is the DM. He does his best to hold it all together whilst the team stumble around ignoring the amazingly crafted plot and world because they saw something shiny

Craig The Robot records us and watches us when we sleep. If we dont thank him he comes to us in our nightmares